I don’t have a boyfriend, but I have a sandwich.

Not anymore. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

aesizzle:

legacyofayegee:

Can these be owned by me?

Mags

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame: spyduck: I wonder how many people put this in their tagged/me

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

spyduck:

I wonder how many people put this in their tagged/me

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

thatfunnyblog: her face though she’s like “hahaha oops!”

thatfunnyblog:

her face though she’s like “hahaha oops!”

cybergata: “Get in quickly.  There is no time to explain.”

cybergata:

“Get in quickly.  There is no time to explain.”

centaurscanfly:

If I owned this room there would always be a party.

If i owned this room i’d be on acid constantly. 

bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

inbox:

when people text me first I get really happy